Sext: babe I just got abducted by aliens do you want me to tell them to stop by your place so they can get you too
lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t
sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay
Got stuck in a time loop for three months and straight up didn't notice due to the Sisyphean nature of my daily life
you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home
im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around
You're allowed to find pride in your asexuality and aromanticism. I know it can be difficult, between people not knowing or believing it exists and people who might accept that it exists but will always see it as pitiful and insignificant, something to be silent about, something shameful or "tmi", something to mention as an afterthought. But aromanticism will always be far more complex and far-reaching and life altering and significant than people who brush it off as "doesn't date" are able to understand, and asexuality will always be more nuanced and eye-opening and liberating than people who brush it off as "doesn't have sex" will ever understand. You're allowed to find meaning in these labels and in the communities surrounding them, and you're allowed to show pride for who you are.
“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque
why do the porn bots disappear for a while before coming back in huge waves its like plants vs zombies tumblr style











